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us letters concerning your thoughts on the site. Then we in return will make fun of you.
E-Mail Pranks: This is where we become jerk-offs and
send various obscene e-mails to different parties that we don't see eye-to-eye with. We
wait for their response, then we make fun of them for being the idiots they are. The best
part is, we post it for you all to read!
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Picture of the Week

For the picture of the week, we will post a
picture of the biggest idiot, or stupid thing we've seen within the past 7 days.
(Note: No title graphic at top yet, wait till you see the one
Gutters drawing! Cya this summer!)
Coming attractions:
#CP#: Are they all Nazis?
Is Case Really God?
And the Nipple City finally leaves Myth!
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by opening day. Keep checking back for new looks, or added features. We will use this for
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guilty. The name of the company in question has been changed to save any grievances.)Do admins have TOO
much power? New molestation allegations have Bunjie tongue tied!
CHICAGO, IL-- It's a question
we have all asked ourselves over the course of the past couple years. How much power does
the administrative team need to keep its community under control? That is exactly the
question now under attack as molestation charges have been filed by b.net player, and all
around good samaritan Nightcrawler. Night, as many respected friends call him, claims that
Ferrex, an admin as well as co-creator of the Codex, lured him into an empty b.net room
that was supposedly being tested for a newbie only play area called Ferrexs Bedroom. Still
coming to terms with the incident, Nights recollection of the happenings there after are
sketchy at best. "I remember the transfer to the room, there was lag... lots of lag,
I thought the game had frozen up yet again. When I was finally transferred in, Ferrex was
there with his admin tag on," Night explains. "He then informed me that we
needed to test the bandwidth of the room and to take off my pants. It was then that I
realized his anal intentions," Night goes on to tell us. Little did Night know that
his nightmares had just begun, Ferrex went on to tell Night that he "had been
watching him from the very beginning of b.net 1," and that he was just now,
"ripe for the poking," as he called it. "I started to get scared, really
scared, as I moved the cursor down to the Leave Game button it mysteriously dissolved
along with the Mute button. When I tried to change rooms it kept teleporting me back.
That's when he lined up behind me and... and all of a sudden before I passed out, a blue
bar appeared on my screen saying, 'you have been gagged.'" From that moment on,
Nightcrawler would never be the same. He doesn't remember much after the gagging, but does
recall some disturbing details. "I remember waking up a couple of times. All I heard
were grunts and screams. Another time I heard him say 'oh hell yeah! That's it!,' but
that's all I recall."
When trying to reach both Ferrex and Bunjie for
comments we only ran in to road blocks. A spokeswoman closely tied to Bunjie did have this
to say, "They are looking into this very carefully. This isn't the first time Ferrex
has been accused of such an act. A year back he was caught in the middle of a video sex
scandal where Ferrex, and many of his BoT order mates were naked and giving each other
violent open-hand slaps on the ass. One BoT member was pricked in the butt by something
way too small to be a hand, or a finger for that matter. He then turned around to see
Ferrex with a big grin on his face." I assure you that Bunjie will hand down any
punishment necessary to end this ordeal."
We will keep you up to date as more information
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Damn We're hot and
bothered! For all of you who haven't seen yet, over at Soulblighter.com,
The Nipple City has already won 3 awards in their Humor Contest! So far we've picked up:
Best Graphic, Best Story, and Best Site! Wee! Anywho, stay tuned over there, maybe we'll
get a couple more if we're lucky, I forgot what else I submitted, so who knows. Another
thing, they credit all the wins to me (Nightcrawler), when Guttermouth also wrote some of
them. Didn't want to hog all the glory. Sex forever! Bye!
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