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Do admins have TOO much power? New molestation allegations have Bunjie tongue tied!

CHICAGO, IL--  It's a question we have all asked ourselves over the course of the past couple years. How much power does the administrative team need to keep its community under control? That is exactly the question now under attack as molestation charges have been filed by b.net player, and all around good samaritan Nightcrawler. Night, as many respected friends call him, claims that Ferrex, an admin as well as co-creator of the Codex, lured him into an empty b.net room that was supposedly being tested for a newbie only play area called Ferrexs Bedroom. Still coming to terms with the incident, Nights recollection of the happenings there after are sketchy at best. "I remember the transfer to the room, there was lag... lots of lag, I thought the game had frozen up yet again. When I was finally transferred in, Ferrex was there with his admin tag on," Night explains. "He then informed me that we needed to test the bandwidth of the room and to take off my pants. It was then that I realized his anal intentions," Night goes on to tell us. Little did Night know that his nightmares had just begun, Ferrex went on to tell Night that he "had been watching him from the very beginning of b.net 1," and that he was just now, "ripe for the poking," as he called it. "I started to get scared, really scared, as I moved the cursor down to the Leave Game button it mysteriously dissolved along with the Mute button. When I tried to change rooms it kept teleporting me back. That's when he lined up behind me and... and all of a sudden before I passed out, a blue bar appeared on my screen saying, 'you have been gagged.'" From that moment on, Nightcrawler would never be the same. He doesn't remember much after the gagging, but does recall some disturbing details. "I remember waking up a couple of times. All I heard were grunts and screams. Another time I heard him say 'oh hell yeah! That's it!,' but that's all I recall."

When trying to reach both Ferrex and Bunjie for comments we only ran in to road blocks. A spokeswoman closely tied to Bunjie did have this to say, "They are looking into this very carefully. This isn't the first time Ferrex has been accused of such an act. A year back he was caught in the middle of a video sex scandal where Ferrex, and many of his BoT order mates were naked and giving each other violent open-hand slaps on the ass. One BoT member was pricked in the butt by something way too small to be a hand, or a finger for that matter. He then turned around to see Ferrex with a big grin on his face." I assure you that Bunjie will hand down any punishment necessary to end this ordeal."

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white_tri.jpg (2008 bytes) Damn We're hot and bothered! For all of you who haven't seen yet, over at Soulblighter.com, The Nipple City has already won 3 awards in their Humor Contest! So far we've picked up: Best Graphic, Best Story, and Best Site! Wee! Anywho, stay tuned over there, maybe we'll get a couple more if we're lucky, I forgot what else I submitted, so who knows. Another thing, they credit all the wins to me (Nightcrawler), when Guttermouth also wrote some of them. Didn't want to hog all the glory. Sex forever! Bye!
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